Friday, November 7, 2014
Run/ Walk/ Bike/ Elliptical (Today: 0.00 miles; Running Total: 29.57 miles)
Day 119 of *Another* 100 Days of Good Karma.
But here goes…
Today’s silver lining: I’m feeling better.
(ominous silence from Universe)
Shh… I’m waiting for it.
(looking around warily)
Wait… what was that?! Ok, nope. Nope. It was nothing. Nothing.
(wringing hands nervously)
It’s gonna happen. I know it. I totally jinxed myself. I shouldn’t have said I felt better.
(thunder rumbles. clouds form in the east.)
I’m sorry. Okay, Universe? I’m sorry I felt better. Don’t crush me. You win. Okay?! You totally win.
Why must you be so mean?!
(appeased silence from Universe)
Wait… A few tears and we’re good now?
(clouds roll away. blue skies return. birds sing in the trees.)
Okay thank you for not ending the world.
But I’m keeping my eye on you, Universe. You are such a bully.
What’s your silver lining today? I love comments!
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