• Seven Things That Should Have Warning Labels, But Don’t

    There are warning labels everywhere, but some things either have the wrong warning labels or don’t come with warning labels at all. So I made my own.

    1. Coffee:

    Warning: If you haven’t seen me drink it, remain quiet until I tell you it is safe to speak.

    1. Air freshener:

    Warning: Flower scented spray will not cover the smell of shit. It will only make a very small, non-breathable space smell like flowers covered in shit.

    1. Fashion Trends:

    Warning: Fashion designers are bored. And they are fucking with you.

    (proof. . .)

    Fashion Designers are Fucking with you

    1. Wine:

    Warning: After two glasses, I will be a whole lot of fun. For thirty minutes. And then I will be asleep.

    1. Food:

    Warning: I go from zero to hangry between 11:00 am and 11:05 am.

    1. Kids:

    Warning: Seven year old boys will ask the same question forty different ways just in case you didn’t really mean ‘no’ the first thirty nine times.

    1. Pets:

    Warning: Guinea pigs lives will exceed the length of time you have patience for cleaning their cages.

    xoxo,

    Meghan

2 Responsesso far.

  1. Nora Napier says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Meghan, I LOVE to read your stuff! You go, girl!

  2. mom says:

    How long did this take you? Life is beautiful ain’t it!!!!!!!! Mom

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