Sunday, December 28, 2014 Run/ Walk/ Bike/ Elliptical (Today: 0.00 miles; Running Total: 102.83 miles) Day 170 of *Another* 100 Days of Good Karma. [This actually happened before Christmas, but I had to share. Another brilliant ‘missing the point’ moment brought to you by yours truly.] We were packed up and Justin was loading the car […]Continue Reading... 8 Comments.
Last night, my daughter came home with math homework. It was a word problem and the instructions said to work with an adult. I grinned and mentally spat on my hands. I’ve looked forward to this day for years. After all, I have a degree in Mathematics. Of course she’s going to come to me. […]Continue Reading... 2 Comments.
Justin and I picked some good friends up from the airport and got stuck in traffic. Saw a shiny brand new corvette with the vanity plate LEOPARD. I started laughing, pointing at the plate. “Look at that! Justin and our friends started laughing, too. “Clearly that person has concerns about small body parts,” one friend […]Continue Reading... 5 Comments.
One day, having just arrived at work, I climbed out of my car and heard the crackle of static electricity. I looked down at my black dress pants. They clung to my legs in large unsightly wrinkles. When I got inside, I complained to one of my female co-workers about the static. “Oh, you have […]Continue Reading... 6 Comments.
I first saw the “Born in TX, Built by Texans” sticker on the back window of a Tundra while stuck in traffic in Houston. I didn’t see the “Toyota Tundra” at the top. Texans are very (very!) proud of where they’re from. Bright white t-shirts saying “Fuck y’all, I’m from Texas” are no longer […]Continue Reading... 2 Comments.